Whether it’s an evil mirror in a horror film or a bomb that is diffused in seconds, Hollywood puts the same cliches in movies over and over again. Some of them fit the plot nicely, but others are overplayed; quite frankly, they need to disappear … and fast. So, get ready for 25 Movie Cliches You Will Never Want To See Again. As these sounds get louder, all the guys tilt their heads to the left or right, hinting that the actor in the film is doing something very unusual. It should be noted that all these guys, for the most part, have straight faces. He just hands over any amount of money and runs out. It would probably be better to take an Uber next time. The hero of the movie, who is actually going to stop said disaster says the famous line, “In English, please.” Even though the sidekick didn’t really do anything, the hero thanks them in an attempt to remain humble. One can only assume it’s not the first time they screwed someone over. Eventually, these people are going to talk, or someone is going to find out, and then no one is going to want to do business with them. This person was some kind of athletic bigshot at the prime of his life, who then blew his big chance at going pro, because of some incident (most likely involving an accident). The hero, with a stone-cold look on his face, says to the bad guy, “Is that all you got?” Of course, the villain goes back to finish the job but ends up getting killed by the good guy. The main character sees them run, gets confident and says, “Yeah, you better run!” Little do they know, there is some gigantic creature behind them waiting to attack. The person talking will stop and, without turning around, say, “They’re behind me, aren’t they?” Yes, they are always going to be there. What happened to the food? Seriously man, just eat it … you can be a little late. And to the wife, don’t make such a fancy breakfast next time; just give him a protein bar. Don’t worry, though. The policeman will completely ignore any warning to stop working the case. He’ll catch the bad guy and save the day. A shy, nerdy girl who wears glasses and doesn’t wear makeup or designer clothes gets a complete makeover and becomes the hottest girl in school. She just got contacts, put her hair down, and put on some make-up. But the girl who exercises daily and eats healthy (because, in reality, she’s a good role model) is uptight and vindictive … most likely an evil cheerleader. Oh, and these kids are usually quiet throughout the rest of the film. One more thing, if the guy has no clue why this is being done, some other person will shake their head and say, “What did you do to piss her off?” They begin to passionately kiss, and then the scene cuts to the guy sleeping in his bed. He is being licked in the face by his dog, or cat, letting him know that it’s time to feed them. Ew! You may have heard Dr. Evil say this to Austin Powers. While that may have been poking fun at the overused line, it’s still being used way too much. They can never say, “Bad guys! We need to leave.” No, it’s always, “We got company.” Sometimes this line is used when people are being followed in a car. Did we also mention that the plane is spiraling out of control and about to crash on the ground in 30 seconds or so? Also, your anxiety is probably very high right now, but you’ll be all right. Sometimes they wear sunglasses, even indoors, because why wouldn’t they? It’s important to look the part in every scene. The first type is a scene that shows absolutely nothing behind one of the characters. They open the mirror, which is a cabinet, to get something, then they close it and the evil, creepy, thing is behind them. The second scene usually involves someone looking in the mirror and it appears like a normal reflection. But when the person looks away or bends down to splash water on their face, the reflection doesn’t move. It is some kind of evil entity instead. Movies need to have no-wire bombs. Seriously! Wires in bombs = crappy bombs. They are also able to walk away, despite being horribly injured. It would be a great idea if they let the professional doctors treat their injury, but no, they have to be stubborn. Sometimes the villain will kill that person up close, or blow up a building that they’re in. When our hero sees this, he or she will fall to their knees and scream, “No!” Even just a simple flinch would suffice, but nope, they’re way to cool for that. They just walk away with a bit of a swagger. (They have probably been practicing with explosives since childhood.)
