Note: this will become progressively more complicated as more countries acquire nuclear warheads. Note: if you think this sounds ridiculous, you are obviously not Japanese. The government there has been banging its head against the wall trying to figure out how to get its young people to start dating. If they fail, Japan is headed for a demographic crisis (and Europe is nipping at its heels). Note: the 1% chance refers to the lifetime of the Sun. So the possibility of this happening within 1,000 years is rather slim. But who knows? Note: it may not seem like it based on news reports, but we do in fact live in the most peaceful era of history. This is the first time in history that you are statistically more likely to die of “old age” rather than violence, especially if you are male. As we said though, this is very unlikely to last, especially once Pax American ends. Entropy is real…